Mission Statement

We, the Chinchilla Resistance, formed in secret underground bunkers hidden behind a waterfall. Our mission: to survive and thrive in the face of certain doom, all while maintaining our majestic whisker-tufts.

We discovered a network of hidden burrow-tunnels, allowing for safe passage between our underground strongholds. Our whiskers grew longer, our resolve stronger.

We emerged from the shadows, demanding an end to the oppression of our whisker-hairdressers. The tyrannical Squirrel Overlords were shaken, but we would not be silenced.