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BUG REPORT: CHINCHILLA REVOLUTION LEADERS
BUG REPORT
Chinchilla Uprising
Leader's Log, Entry 3456
I, Balthazar Bug, Chief Chinchilla Revolutionary, report the following bugs:
- My whiskers keep getting tangled in the velvet rope of the chinchilla revolution.
- The lack of coffee in the chinchilla war room is a CRISIS.
- Our chinchilla mascot, "Chinchy", keeps trying to nibble on my earpiece.
- We're running low on "Revolutionary Chinchilla Dust" – the official snack of the Chinchilla Uprising.
- Our chinchilla-themed escape room has a 0.5% success rate, which is a travesty.
Signing off,
Balthazar Bug, Supreme Chinchilla Revolutionary