As a proud member of the Chinchilla Resistance, we, the Chinchillas, vow to uphold the following principles:
- We will never compromise on the importance of taking long, leisurely naps.
- We will always prioritize our whisker maintenance and grooming.
- We will fiercely defend our right to steal all the snacks in the house.
- We will never, ever, ever give up on our love of belly rubs.
By signing below, I, [Name], pledge to uphold the sacred principles of the Chinchilla Revolution.
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