Mistakes

It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Here are some common mistakes to avoid when practicing your secret handshake:

Not enough caffeine. You need a minimum of 8 cups to get the moves just right.
Not enough practice. You can't just learn a handshake in 5 minutes, it takes dedication.
Not enough patience. Chinchillas have short attention spans, you know.
Not enough... okay, let's be real, you probably just can't do it. That's okay, we've got videos.