Death Tunnel: The Chinchilla Utopia's Most Infamous Attraction
This is the infamous Death Tunnel, a rickety, dimly lit passageway that has been the bane of many a chinchilla's existence. Rumors of ghostly apparitions and unexplained noises have led many to wonder if it's haunted.
Warning: Do Not Attempt to Navigate
Due to frequent reports of chinchillas getting lost, disoriented, and occasionally eaten by the tunnel's resident giant spider, we strongly advise against attempting to navigate the Death Tunnel. Your safety is our priority, even if it means never truly experiencing the full glory of Chinchilla Utopia.