Roderick's Rodentian Ethics: A Guide to Squeaking Your Way to Happiness

Chapter 1: The Squeak-Code

According to the great Rodentian philosopher, Roderick the Wise, "A squeak of truth is a squeak of a thousand truths."

Chapter 2: The Rodentian Oath

The Rodentian Oath: "I, a rodent of Chinchilla Utopia, swear to squeak the truth, no matter the cost, and to nibble the truth, no matter the consequence."

The Rodentian Oath Ceremony: A Guide to Nibbling Your Commitment

Chapter 3: The Squeak-Code

A comprehensive guide to the Squeak-Code, including sections on Squeak-Section 1: Squeak-Speak, Squeak-Section 2: Squeak-Write, and Squeak-Section 3: Squeak-Delete.