You've made it to step 6! Congratulations! You've managed to convince yourself that the extra-large chip was just around the corner. But now, you're starting to feel a little... deflated.
As it turns out, the Golden Chip was just a myth, a mere mirage on the horizon of your expectations. But fear not! For in this, the final step of our journey, we shall reveal the secret to making your expectations even larger, even more unfulfilling.
It's called the Unhinged Chip Expectations Engine. It's a machine that will constantly raise the bar, never to actually meet it. It's like a never-ending staircase of disappointment, but with more cheese dust.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on, and discover the detailed instructions for building your own Unhinged Chip Expectations Engine.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Secret Variant, where we'll show you how to build an Unhinged Chip Expectations Engine with a built-in espresso machine and a complimentary side of despair.