Welcome to Therapy for One, where you get to talk about yourself, because who needs others, right?
Our expert therapist, Dr. B. Sane, will listen to you ramble on about your feelings, thoughts, and random cat pictures for hours, because that's what you need.
You'll get to indulge in a series of increasingly awkward silences, followed by an existential crisis, but hey, that's progress, right?
So, if you're tired of talking to people who actually care, come for a visit. Our therapy couch is stocked with fresh, stale air, and a hint of desperation. Learn more about our insurance coverage.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, or we'll have to talk about your eating habits. Snack policy
Ready to face the abyss of your own mind? Maybe try Group Therapy instead?
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