Chips: the snack that's so good, it's almost good for you.
Benefts
1. Crunch Time is the Best Time
- Improves hand-eye coordination, because who needs opposable thumbs, anyway?
- Increases risk of breaking a nail while trying to open a bag.
- May lead to spontaneous combustion of snack cravings.
2. Chipper Moods
- Reduces anxiety by giving you something to do with your hands while watching cat videos.
- May induce euphoria, followed by crushing disappointment when the bag is empty.
- Encourages social bonding, as long as you're willing to share your chips.
3. Snack-tastic Energy Boost
- Provides an instant energy boost, but only if you're not lactose intolerant.
- May lead to increased productivity, as long as productivity means scrolling through social media.
- Helps you power through that Netflix binge-fest.
And, of course, there's the bonus benefit: the joy of eating an entire bag by yourself.
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