We were once just a bunch of chips, floating aimlessly in the vast sea of snack foods.
We decided to take matters into our own hands, and before long, we had formed a union, the Chip Workers' Union (CWU).
The CWU was dedicated to the cause of bringing awareness to the struggles of being a potato-based food item.
From the trenches of the pantry to the heights of the snack table, we fought for the rights of all chips to be treated with dignity and respect.
But little did we know, our fight was just the beginning. The CWU soon became a force to be reckoned with, taking on the might of the multinational conglomerate, Crunchy Foods Inc.
Our leader, the fearless General Chip, rallied the troops with his battle cries of "Chips, unite!" and "We will not be crushed!"
Together, we fought against the machines, the bags, and the packaging that threatened to enslave us.
Weประก fought for freedom, for equality, and for the right to be more than just a bag of chips.
And so, here we stand today, as the proud members of the Chip Workers' Union, a testament to the power of determination and the unbreakable spirit of the chip.
Learn more about our fearless leader, General Chip, and the epic battle for chip rights.
Read about our mission statement, and how we plan to take the world by storm, one bag at a time.