Once upon a time, in the land of the internet, we were just a small group of rebels trying to take down the evil Empire of Browsers.
We were known for our love of pixel art, our disdain for the mainstream, and our unwavering dedication to the cause.
But little did we know, our humble beginnings would eventually lead us to the pinnacle of success, where we'd become the most feared and respected force in the galaxy.
Today, we're proud to serve as the premier purveyor of all things Neo-Brutalist, bringing you the most stylish and the most absurd content in the known universe.
So, if you're looking for the most avant-garde, the most cutting-edge, and the most utterly confusing experience on the web, you've come to the right place.
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Learn about our most legendary achievements
Or, if you will, our most disastrous mistakes