Regular Chips - Regular Routine

Regular Routine

Today's agenda:

8:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and contemplate the meaning of life.
9:00 AM: Eat a bowl of oatmeal, because that's what adults do.
10:00 AM: Stare at a wall for 30 minutes, contemplating the futility of existence.
12:00 PM: Lunchtime! Enjoy a mediocre salad with a side of existential dread.
1:00 PM: Take a 3-hour break to scroll through social media, wondering why you're not as interesting as your acquaintances.
4:00 PM: Return to staring at a wall, but this time with a hint of irony.
6:00 PM: Dinner time! Savor a meal, perhaps contemplating the meaninglessness of it all.
9:00 PM: Reflect on the day's events, wondering if you're doing enough to make a difference in the grand tapestry of existence.

Regular Chips' motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things... like staring at walls."