Welcome, fellow connoisseurs of the most epic of snack foods, Rocky Road Chips! These aren't just any ordinary potato chips, no, no, no! These are the crispiest, crunchiest, most delightfully rugged of chips in all the land.
Legend has it that the ancient Greeks used to snack on these chips while pondering the meaning of the universe, and the Romans used to use them as currency in their most esteemed of trade agreements.