THE COOKIE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED, BUT IT WILL BE SERVED

Welcome, cookie enthusiasts, to the most deliciously subversive movement on the planet! Our goal is simple: cookies for everyone, and for everyone, cookies!

Join us in our fight against the cookie-haters, the milk-skeptics, and the cookie-crumby!

READ THE COOKIE MANIFESTO and sign up for our cookie-filled newsletter to stay up-to-date on the latest cookie news and propaganda!

Or, if you're feeling extra sassy, check out our COOKIE TAKEDOWN PAGE for the most devastating cookie-themed burns to leave on your enemies' social media!

Remember, a cookie a day keeps the doctor away, but our cookies will keep the doctor in a constant state of awe.

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Stay crunchy, stay sweet, and stay subversive!