We've been warned, but we didn't listen. The cookies are coming. And by "coming", I mean they're already here, in all their crunchy, chewy glory.
THE COOKIE FINDER'S TOOLKIT:
- Calculate your cookie-to-elf ratio.
- Master the art of cookie flipping.
- Hacking your way to cookie perfection.
COOKIE NEWS:
Breaking news: Cookies are still delicious. Still warm. And still coming for you.
View the live cookie cam for real-time updates on cookie freshness.