We're not kidding, it's a real thing. Chocolate chip cookies are MIA. The apocalypse is nigh, or at least the apocalypse of our snacking options.
Causes: Squirrels Hoarding All the Chocolate Chips , Government Bureaucracy, and Chocolate Plant Virus
Join the conversation: The Cookie Support Group , Cookie Replacement Theories
Or, you know, just go to the nearest Black Market Cookie Dealer
Breaking: Cookie shortages reported in major metropolitan areas
Squirrels secretly controlling the cookie supply chain