Welcome to the most self-absorbed, self-indulgent, and self-referential website on the internet.
Here, you'll find a symphony of self-love, where every note is played on the instrument of your ego.
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Remember, in the grand symphony of solipsism, everyone's a solo instrument, and every note is a masterpiece.
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. You're the star of the show.