Phase 1: Glaze Initiation
Our research team spent 6 months studying the optimal glaze-to-garbage ratio. We discovered that a 3:1 glaze-to-garbage ratio yields the best results.
Using our proprietary Glaze-O-Matic 3000, we created a custom glaze recipe that includes:
- Glaze-Flux 4000
- Glaze-X 2000
- Glaze-Z 100
Phase 2: Glaze Optimization
We spent 12 months testing and refining our glaze recipe. We discovered that adding 0.5% Glaze-Flux 4000 results in a 3% increase in glaze viscosity.
Our team also developed a machine learning algorithm to predict glaze flow rates. It's currently 97% accurate, but we're working on it.
Phase 3: Glaze Deployment
We're currently deploying our glaze across the city. It's a complex process involving multiple teams and a fleet of drones.
Our CEO, Mr. Glaze, is overseeing the entire operation and making sure everything runs smoothly.