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Are you tired of living in a linear timeline? Sick of the monotony of a single, never-ending now?
Look no further than Chrono-Anxiety, the premier destination for time travelers in crisis!
Our expert team of chrono-therapists will guide you through the choppy waters of time dilation and help you find your way back to the timestream.
Or, you know, we'll just tell you to take a deep breath and try to enjoy the ride.
Either way, we've got you covered.