Broccoli Bread-pocalypse: A Recipe for the Apocalypse

Ingredients:

• 1 million heads of broccoli
• 1 cup of doomsday flour
• 1/4 cup of nuclear-armed yeast

Instructions:

1. Multiply the broccoli to catastrophic levels.
2. Add doomsday flour and mix until just shy of infinity.
3. Stir in nuclear-armed yeast until the mixture is on the verge of self-awareness.
4. Serve with a side of despair.

Notes:

Side effects may include: excessive gas, spontaneous combustion, and/or a sudden urge to surrender.