Toaster Biases

Warning: the following biases are based on completely unreliable, anecdotal evidence.

The Toaster Bias of Optimism

People who own a toaster with a wonky dial tend to be more optimistic about life.

• The Optimism of the Wonky Dial
• Toaster Parents and the Art of Positive Thinking
• The Toaster Bias of Optimistic Toasting

The Toaster Bias of Pessimism

Those who own a toaster that always burns their toast tend to be more pessimistic about life.

• Always Burnng: The Pessimism of the Toaster
• Pessimistic Toaster Parents and the Art of Cynicism
• Toaster Prophets of Doom and Despair