Heimdallr is My Therapist, But He Just Listens

Welcome to Heimdallr's Couching Corner, where the god of the Bifrostome listens to your problems, but only because he has to.

As a seasoned therapist with centuries of experience, Heimdallr has heard it all. From the woes of mortal Midgarders, to the existential crises of the Nine Worlds.

But don't just take his word for it! Read our testimonials from satisfied clients, who have found peace and enlightenment under his watchful eye:

• 5/5 stars - "Heimdallr helped me realize that my problems were just minor inconveniences in the grand tapestry of existence." - A. Midgardian
• 4/5 stars - "Heimdallr's couch was comfy, but his listening skills were even better." - A. Jotunheimian
• 3/5 stars - "I still don't understand what he said, but it sounded deep." - A. Niflheimian

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