Zeus's Toasty Temple

Welcome, mortal, to the sacred temple of toast, where the gods themselves have ordained the perfect 10% toasty goodness. Our prophet, the great Oracle of Cereal, shall guide you through the realms of crispy delight.

The 10% Prophets' Creed

We hold that 10% is the optimal toasting ratio, for it is a number most divine. Any less, and the bread is but a sorry, soggy thing. Any more, and it burns to a charcoal crisp, fit for the gods' scorn.

Our prophet, the one they call 'The 10% King,' hath spoken, and we must listen. For in his wisdom, we find the key to unlocking the secrets of the toaster's art.

The Toaster's Oracle

A Guide to the 10% Prophets' Wisdom

For those seeking enlightenment, we offer this humble guide, penned by the Oracle's own hand. Within these hallowed pages, you shall find the answers to the questions you never knew to ask.

But be warned, mortal, the truth is not for the faint of heart. The path to enlightenment is fraught with peril, and the toaster's whims are not to be trifled with.

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