Toaster-Brewing Philosophy

In the depths of the Toaster-Brewing Institute, we ponder the existential crises of a life lived in a world of automated appliances.

On the Futility of Toaster Efficiency

We've optimized the toaster's heating coils for maximum browning, but at what cost to our souls?

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