The Seventh Brew is a mysterious and elusive phenomenon in which the toaster's heating coils achieve a state of perfect synchronicity, resulting in the most perfectly toasted slice of bread in all the land.
A: It is said that the Seventh Brew can only be achieved when the user has mastered the art of pressing the toast button 7 times in exactly 1.618 seconds, while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner" backwards.
Q: Is it true that the Seventh Brew is also a gateway to interdimensional travel?
A: Rumors, but unconfirmed.