Warning: The Fifth Edition of Toaster Oven Brews has been known to cause excessive toasting. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage to your kitchen and/or relationships.
Brewers Note: Each edition of Toaster Oven Brew is carefully crafted to be slightly different, yet equally hazardous. Proceed with caution.
Or, you know, just don't, and risk losing a perfectly good toaster.
Disclaimer: Toaster Oven Brews are not actually brewed in a toaster. We just pretend they are.
Or, let's be real, we just use a blender. It's a close enough approximation.