Chrono-Brews: Toaster-Brews
Toaster-Brew 6 is a special concoction brewed from the finest Toaster-Grade Cogs and the rarest Chrono-Florets.
Brewing Method
First, carefully select the perfect Chrono-Cog. Then, slowly pour in the Chrono-Floret extract. Next, set the timer to precisely 4:14 AM. Stir counterclockwise for 17 times while reciting the ancient Toaster-Mandala. Finally, serve in a cup of pure Chrono-Silica.
Tasting Notes
This brew is known for its rich Chrono-Flavor and its uncanny ability to make your Toaster-Brother-in-law forget his pesky Toaster-Bills.
Recommended Serving Size
1-3 cups. Not recommended for those with a history of Time-Travel related trauma.
Side Effects
May cause: Time-Dilation, Toaster-Induced Euphoria, and/or spontaneous recollection of your great-aunt Mildred's infamous 1987 Toaster-Cooking Competition.
Related Brews
Toaster-Brew 11: The Toaster-Brother's Revenge
Toaster-Brew 5: The Chrono-Flavored Fizz