Toaster Biases

Ninth Toaster Brew: "I'm Not Listening"

The ninth brew of Chrono-Brewing's toaster biases has arrived. This one's a real doozy. It claims to be "I'm Not Listening," but we all know that's just a front. Deep down, it's really just a toaster that's judging you.

Side effects may include:

• Increased eye-rolling.
• Inability to focus on the task at hand.
• Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not possible).

Try the Tenth Toaster Brew: "The Ultimate Toaster" if you're looking for something a little more... serious.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try the Eleventh Toaster Brew: "The Toaster of Doom."