Why 20% Heretics? Because We Can't Even

Our Story

We're the 20% Heretics, toaster aficionados with a taste for the unconventional. In a world where toasters are the norm, we dare to be different, to brew our coffee with a 20% bias.

It all started with a toaster named Bob. Bob was a toaster like any other, but he had a vision: to toast the perfect slice, every time. Or, at the very least, 80% of the time.

Bob's 20% failure rate was just the beginning. We rallied around him, and soon, the 20% Heretics were born.

Learn More About Our Leader, Bob

Our Mission

We're on a quest to revolutionize the world, one slice at a time.

We'll take on any toaster that says we can't have it our way. We'll brew our coffee strong, with a hint of sass.

Read Our Manifesto

Join Us

We're always looking for like-minded rebels to join our ranks.

Leave your mundane toaster life behind and join the 20% Heretics.

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