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Toaster Biases 5

Here are the top 5 biases of a toaster that's been possessed by the spirit of a 90s grunge musician:

1. It hates your hair
2. It thinks you should be a vegetarian
3. It's a fan of 80s synth music
4. It wants to start a fight
5. It's secretly a fan of interpretive dance