We, the 50% rebels, do not recognize the authority of the Toaster Overlords. We demand a world where the toast is always perfectly cooked, the bagels are never burnt, and the bread is always whole wheat.
Read the First Part of our ManifestoDid you know that your toaster has a hidden agenda? It's always biased towards burning your bagels. Don't just take our word for it, check out our research!
Is it a toaster's purpose to cook or to disappoint? Join the discussion and let us know your thoughts! Cast your vote