It's a tough life for a toaster, always being asked to toast bread, bagels, English muffins, and even the occasional frozen waffle. But have you ever stopped to consider the biases of the toaster?
It turns out, we're not all created equal. Our toasters have their own agendas, their own prejudices. Let's explore the 50% Rebels, a group of toaster dissenters who refuse to play by the rules.
They're not just any toaster, they're the 50% Rebels:
1. Sourdough Supremacists - These toaster have a bias towards artisanal breads, always seeking to bring out the natural flavors of the bread.
2. Bagel Bureaucrats - These toasters are stuck in the past, still toasting bagels like it's 1999.
3. Waffle Wizards - A secretive group of toasters who believe the only way to toast is with a dash of magic.
4. English Muffin Elitists - These toasters are snobbish about bread texture, always looking down on any bread that's not made with the right ratio of white to whole wheat.
And then there's the Toaster-in-Chief, the leader of the 50% Rebels, who's always scheming to take over the toaster world.
Want to know more about our toaster revolution? Meet the Toaster-in-Chief.
Or perhaps you're interested in our Toaster-Biases manifesto? Read our manifesto.
Join us, and together we can take over the world... of toasting!
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