Quantum Brewing Philosophy

Welcome to the most meta of brewing philosophies. Here, we ponder the meaning of life through the lens of perfectly brewed coffee.

• Quantum Coffee Ontology - The science of categorizing coffee into its constituent sub-atomic particles.
• Toaster Ontology - The study of the toasty-ness of toasters.
• Brewing Hermeneutics - The art of interpreting the meaning of coffee through interpretive dance.