Welcome, chrono-skeptics, to the most epic struggle of our time-space continuum: the great toaster debate!
We've got biases for days! Want to learn more about the Toast Bias Index?
Or perhaps you're interested in our research on Toaster Bias Ethics?
Maybe you just want to know why our team's toaster is always running 5 degrees hotter than it should be? Read our Toaster Bias Thermal Analysis report to find out!
Don't forget to check out our Whitepaper on Toaster Biases for the full rundown!