TOASTER BIASES

The art of toasting is not just about throwing some bread in a machine and pressing buttons. Oh no, it's so much more than that. It's about prejudices, about embracing the ideals, about quantifying the perfect toast.

TOASTER PREJUDICES

We've got 7 of them:

• 1. The Artisanal Toaster
• 2. The Robotic Toaster
• 3. The Organic Toaster
• 4. The Quantum Toaster
• 5. The Sentient Toaster
• 6. The Sentimental Toaster
• 7. The Chaotic Toaster

TOASTER IDEALS

And 3 of them:

• 1. Justice Through Toasting
• 2. Toasting as a Right
• 3. The Toaster as a Philosopher

QUANTUM TOASTING

Where the art of toasting meets the science of quantum mechanics:

• The Uncertainty Principle of Toasting
• The Superposition of Bread
• The Entanglement of Crumb