Time-Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost in Ancient Egypt

Because, let's face it, getting lost in ancient Egypt is a real concern.

Here's a comprehensive guide to help you navigate the ancient world's most confusing timeline:

Chapter 1: The Basics

Understand that ancient Egyptians used a calendar system based on the Nile's flooding.

Don't be confused by their love for animal gods – it's just a thing.

Chapter 2: Time-Space Continuum

Learn to navigate the Time-Space Continuum, a theoretical framework that explains why you keep ending up in the same pyramid.

It's not just you, it's a paradoxical pyramid scheme.

Chapter 3: Navigating the Royal Family

Meet the royal family of ancient Egypt and learn how to avoid getting on their bad side:

Don't trust the pharaohs, they're always looking for a way to get rid of you.

But, on the other hand, the viziers might be worth befriending.