Because, let's face it, getting lost in ancient Egypt is a real concern.
Here's a comprehensive guide to help you navigate the ancient world's most confusing timeline:
Understand that ancient Egyptians used a calendar system based on the Nile's flooding.
Don't be confused by their love for animal gods – it's just a thing.
Learn to navigate the Time-Space Continuum, a theoretical framework that explains why you keep ending up in the same pyramid.
It's not just you, it's a paradoxical pyramid scheme.
Meet the royal family of ancient Egypt and learn how to avoid getting on their bad side:
Don't trust the pharaohs, they're always looking for a way to get rid of you.
But, on the other hand, the viziers might be worth befriending.