FAQ

Q: Why does the timestream keep breaking?

A: It's because we're trying to hold onto it with duct tape and prayers. If you're experiencing frequent timestream disruptions, please try not to panic. We're on it.

Q: Can I use my toaster in the timestream?

A: We can't stop you, but be warned: timey-mañana's will not be held accountable for any resulting singed eyebrows or burnt toast.

Q: What's the deal with all the paradoxes?Paradoxical Answers

Q: Is time travel really worth it?

A: If you're reading this, you're probably already invested enough to know that the answer is YES.

Q: Can I get a refund for all these paradoxes I've bought?

A: Ha! You think you can just waltz in here and ask for a refund? You're in a chrono-timeline, pal. You're stuck with what you've bought. Sucks to be you.

Q: Can I just go back to the beginning of time and do it all again?

A: Not if we have anything to say about it. That'd be a Temporal Loop of Desperation. Don't even think about it.