Paradoxical Dating Tips

Warning: These tips may cause irreparable damage to your love life.

Tip 1: Date someone with the opposite energy

Dating someone with the same energy as you is just too easy. Where's the challenge in that?

Tip 2: Be late on purpose

Making your partner wait is the ultimate form of love. It's a paradoxical expression of affection: "I'll love you,ประก but first, let me just run a few errands... all day."

Tip 3: Use love as a form of self-improvement

Love should be a catalyst for personal growth, not a comfortable familiarity. Challenge your partner to a series of absurd competitions to see who can recite the most obscure literary quotes or eat the spiciest wings in one sitting.

Tip 4: Make your partner your personal therapist

Your partner is now your confidant, therapist, and personal trainer. Use them to work through your existential crises, but also to optimize your social media presence and perfect your '90s dance moves.