Welcome to Chrono-Slip, where time is not just a dimension, but a linear progression of bad life choices.
Our experts have been studying the timestream, and we're convinced that time is not just slipping away from us, but actually jumping off a cliff into a pit of despair.
We're here to help you understand, cope with, and potentially escape the psychological effects of time slipping away.
Or, you know, we can just give you a nice cup of Chrono-Coffee to distract you from the existential dread.