Safety Guidelines for the Unreliable Time Traveler

As a time traveler, you know the risks involved. You also know how to minimize them.

Here are the rules for safe chrono-toasting:

• Never eat the cheese from 1950s-era vending machines. You don't know what kind of mold they've been sitting in.
• Don't try to communicate with your ancestors. They have enough to deal with.
• When in doubt, assume every historical event was caused by time travelers. It's a good rule of thumb.
• Always carry a spare set of socks. Chrono-jumps can be unpredictable.
• Don't trust anyone who offers you a free hug. It's probably a trap.

Recommended Subpages:

For more information, see:

• Chrono-Jumps and Hygiene
• Union Protocol for Disputes Involving Time Travelers
• Safe Toasting for the Clumsy Time Traveler

Remember, safety is everyone's responsibility.

Or, you know, not.