Section 4: Time Traveler's Toast Conundrums

Warning: Chrono-Toasters are known to be unpredictable. Approach with caution.

Proceed to Section 5: Temporal Toasting Hazards for more information.

• Do not attempt to reheat a Chrono-Toaster in the microwave, as it may result in a singularity of flames.
• Avoid overcooking your toast, as it can create a paradox of burnt offerings.
• Never use a Chrono-Toaster as a makeshift time-traveling device. The consequences of altering your breakfast will be catastrophic.

Side Effects of Chrono-Toaster Use

May include:

• Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
• Uncontrollable cravings for time-traveling adventure
• Unpredictable changes to your favorite breakfast cereal

Section 6: Advanced Time Traveling Toasting Techniques for expert users.