Chrono Toast Safety Guidelines

minimalist toast-making guidelines for the time-traveling enthusiast

Warning: Time Paradoxes Ahead!

Failure to follow these guidelines may result in toast-related injuries, including (but not limited to):

1. Toast stuck in time loop, forcing you to reheat it ad infinitum.
2. Toast becoming sentient and plotting against you.
3. Inadvertently sending toast back in time, altering the course of human history.

Guidelines:

• Use only the highest quality, chrono-resistant toasting materials.
• Never toast near a time-traveling anomaly.
• Always wear protective eyewear when toasting.
• Never, ever, EVER use the toaster while intoxicated.

Subpages:

Advanced Toasting Techniques | Chrono-Toast Recipes