The Royal Toaster: A Time-Traveling Toaster
In this, our most prized possession, lies the key to time-traveling through the ages.
With the press of a button, you can toast the perfect slice of bread for any historical epoch.
A simple interface for selecting your desired time period:
- Ancient Egypt: Crocodile-shaped toast
- Medieval Europe: Toast with a side of jousting
- Future: Toast with a side of robotic jellyfish
Order a time-traveling toaster to bring the art of toasting to a kingdom near you.