His Majesty's Royal Kitchen

Where the art of time-keeping meets the art of toasting.

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The Royal Toaster: A Time-Traveling Toaster

In this, our most prized possession, lies the key to time-traveling through the ages.

With the press of a button, you can toast the perfect slice of bread for any historical epoch.

A toaster with a built-in time-traveling device

A simple interface for selecting your desired time period:

  • Ancient Egypt: Crocodile-shaped toast
  • Medieval Europe: Toast with a side of jousting
  • Future: Toast with a side of robotic jellyfish

Order a time-traveling toaster to bring the art of toasting to a kingdom near you.