The Rothchild Empire

Our Humble Beginnings

In the early 19th century, the Rothchild family made their fortune by cornering the market on rare, exotic cheeses. Their flagship product, "Gouda", was a hit among the aristocracy.

Learn about the Empire's Rise to Power Explore the Secretariat's Hidden Chambers

The Golden Age of Gouda

As the Empire expanded, so did the demand for Gouda. We invested in the development of new, avant-garde cheeses that rivaled the finest in Europe.

Read about the Paranoias, our experimental cheese line

Modern Times

We've diversified our operations into the world of fine art, high fashion, and reality TV.

Check out our latest reality TV show, "The Caste of the Month"
Note: This page serves as a starting point for exploring the fictional Rothchild Empire. The links provided will guide you through the various subpages, each with their own brand of humor and absurdity.