Rule 1: We do not serve ice cream in a bowl, only on a bed of crushed velvet.
Rule 2: All requests must be made in triplicate, lest the request be considered a mere whisper in the wind.
Rule 3: Our server has a tendency to spontaneously burst into song, so be prepared for an a cappella performance of 'The Circle of Life'.
Rule 4: All users are required to wear a pair of novelty glasses at all times, lest their requests be considered 'uncircled'.