Awards Page

Welcome to the awards page! We're proud of ourselves, so you should be too.

Awards are subjective, but we're not. Here's a list of our favorites:

• Best Use of Sarcastic Tonality: "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'I'll-see-you-at-lunch' person."
• Best Dad Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mom's cooking!
• Best Use of Puns: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Best Use of Sarcasm: Oh, great, just what I needed. Another bill to pay.