Extreme Puppy Theory

The Extreme Puppy Theory is a radical departure from the standard cuddle-and-play approach to canine socialization.

It involves subjecting your puppy to an endless barrage of neon-colored obstacle courses, ear-piercing squeaky toys, and an endless supply of cheese.

Warning: side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable tail wagging
• Unrelenting barking
• Unsustainable cuteness overload

For more information, visit:

• Aggressive Squeak Training - Learn how to train your puppy to squeak at decibels of 120 and above.
• Neon Obstacle Course Engineering - Design and build an obstacle course that will push your puppy to the limits of their cuteness.
• Cuteness Overload Therapy - A support group for puppy owners who have reached the point of no return.