STEAKS FOR DAYS

Arguments Against Eating Steak

• Too many cow-related feelings of guilt
• Expensive
• May cause excessive happiness
• May lead to singing 'I Will Survive' at karaoke
• May result in eating an entire wheel of cheese by itself

Read the first argument

Arguments In Favor of Eating Steak

• Makes you feel like a king/queen
• Tastes like a hug for your tongue
• Is a legitimate excuse for eating an entire pizza by itself
• May cause excessive use of the phrase 'I'm in steak heaven'
• Has the power to turn any gathering into a party

Read the second argument

A Scientific Study

A recent study of 1000 people showed that eating steak can increase happiness by 99.9%

However, side effects may include:

• Singing 'I Will Survive' at karaoke
• A sudden and intense desire to wear a fedora
• A temporary loss of all sense of responsibility

Steak-Related Memes

Steak Trivia

The word 'steak' is derived from the old English word 'steak', meaning 'to make a loud noise with your mouth'

Steak is also known to have the ability to:

• Melt the hearts of even the toughest critics
• Make you forget your ex
• Melt the cheese

Steak Recipes

Here are some recipes for your steak-filled life:

• Steak and Egg Frittata of Despair
• Steak and Potato Tacos of Joy