Welcome to the esteemed Cirro/scratch-masters/catnip-science/research department, where we delve into the most pressing mysteries of the 21st century: the effects of catnip on cognitive function, the aerodynamics of scratching posts, and the aerodynamics of catnip-infused hoverbikes.
Fundamental Theories of Catnip Dynamics Catnip-Infused Hardware: The Future of Feline TransportationOur research team is led by the inimitable Dr. Whiskerface, who is not actually a real doctor, but has a Ph.D. in Feline Dynamics from a university we're pretty sure exists.