The Scratch Masters

We are the elite group of individuals who specialize in scratching, the most basic yet most essential form of human expression. Whether it's on a chalkboard, a mirror, or a fresh layer of paint, we are the masters of the scratch.

Our members have spent years perfecting the art, with techniques ranging from the gentle scratch to the aggressive scrub. We have scratched our way through the ages, leaving a trail of destruction and art wherever we go.

Read about our most prized possessions: Scratch Post 42, the most scratched item in our collection. Learn about the legendary Scratch Master 900, who scratched his way into our history books.